NEXIT
A campaign that put my decision to stay in the UK or leave to go home in the hands of the creative directors, who could vote to influence my decision. After being sent political themed material to promote Nexit, they were able to vote for me to either leave or remain the UK.
The Remainers
Remainers comprise of those who know England is stronger with Nicola as a part of it.
“She should stay. She sold her car when she left and I don’t want to have to drive her anywhere. The rugby season’s started.”
“We’ve only just begun to make a killing off her. We’ll have to change our wine delivery order quite drastically, if she’s not here..”
“She needs to stay. If she leaves, we’ll have to find some other way to make money. We’re counting on her for Christmas this year.”
THE LEAVERS
Leavers comprise of those who believe Nicola is better off leaving the UK. They are campaigning for her to return to Australia or look for opportunities elsewhere.
“She should leave. I need help putting songs on my iPod.”
“It’s been a quiet year.”
The Australian economy will thrive once Nicky comes home. Charcoal Charlie’s, The Steyne Hotel, Warringah Mall… The list goes on.
© Nicola McCooe